The Scottish Sock Puppet Party

Yes, I know! Picking that low hanging fruit again, this time mangos. I have mumbled about the Greens in a recent past post, not first past the post which the Greens never have been during these Scottish elections but these are my rants, my self-indulgent therapy so if you don’t like it then go screw yourself …if you are Scottish then the Scottish Government is already screwing you, now the SNP have added the Greens to give you a right good bukkake finish so I would advise you to shut your mouth and read on…

Nicola Sturgeon, a power mad apparatchiks has enlisted to add of the unhinged Scottish Green Party with her wee wheeling and dealing with this power sharing stunt making a mockery of democracy.

Nothing but nodding donkeys for the SNP these two numpties get a massive pay rise curtesy the of the Scottish taxpayer. 

Neither of the two twats in the Scottish Gloop …sorry, I mean Scottish Green Party could even win a constituency in Scotland but they were bumped up to ministerial positions by Herr Sturgeon to give her carte blanche when calling the shots in The Shortbread Senate against any opposition of other parties who do have constituencies and want their voices to be heard! 

The Scottish Green Party are led by two leaders, a man and a woman in a childish attempt to flaunt their diversity instead of fronting the best man or woman for the job! 

Co-leader Lorna Slate is a Canadian who has now came across here and pressing for Scottish independence which would, if came to pass, take away my British Citizenship. She is another nut job who was banging on about Westminster ‘oppression’!

The other co-leader, a wee arrogant, self-satisfied, sanctimonious prick called Patrick Harvey who could not show any respect when making a speech during thevHolyrood’s tributes when the Duke of Edinburgh, Prince Philip died. The wee nyaff could not even contain himself with a little de mortuis nil nisi bonum (say nothing but good of the dead) within his screwed face. Him and Big Bird Slater are a pair of sock puppets selling out any of their pretend ideologies for support of the SNP’s sectarian agenda is the chase of the only greens they are interested in with is paper and has the queens head on it! 

Their policies are so dissonant its no surprise that no people other than green fanatics would vote for them.

Scottish Greens appear to be more like Mangos That is, they are green on the outside yet SNP-yellow on the inside, the SNP try to show green credentials when it suits them (not in 2014 when they tried to base the break away from the U.K. on Scottish oil production mis-calculated projections, you could say they were like watermelons to keep the fruit analogy going…green on the outside but Marxist red on the inside)