Sunday, 22 December 2013

SpongeBob

I love watching SpongeBob squarepants. I have the dvds and its so much fun.The series chronicles the adventures and endeavors of the title character and his various friends in the fictional underwater city of Bikini Bottom. The series' popularity has made it a media franchise, as well as Nickelodeon's highest rated show, and the most distributed property of MTV Networks.
Some times you just need to unplug the logical side of your brain and not look for explainations why a sponge would like in a pineapple at the bottom of the sea (or why I am writing about this guy in my blog)

here is a few facts about this great show....


  • SpongeBob was created by Steve Hillenburg, a former Marine Biologist  and science teacher who went to art school to study cartooning. Like SpongeBob, Hillenburg once worked as a fry cook at a seafood restaurant.
  • Hillenburg liked drawing marine life and thought sponges were the "oddest of all" these creatures. But the lumpy shape of natural sponges didn't feel right for the character he wanted to create. A sink sponge turned out to be perfect—it's so clean and so square, just like the innocent and un-hip SpongeBob.
  • SpongeBob lives in a pineapple because pineapples are a common motif in Polynesian crafts. In addition, Hillenburg says he thought SpongeBob "would like the smell" of a pineapple home. Smell is a very important sense for sea animals.
  • SpongeBob was originally named SpongeBoy. However, that name was already trademarked(legally owned by someone else).
  • Squidward only has six legs, but he is nevertheless an octopus Animators thought that having eight legs on the character—which would be correct for an octopus—made him look too burdened.
  • Tom Kenny, who does the voice of SpongeBob, says his character's laugh was meant to make viewers think of the ocean. It is based on the distinctive call of a dolphin, with just a touch of a seagull's shriek.
  • Tom Kenny also does the voices of Dog on Catdog and the Mayor of Townsville on The Powerpuff Girls.
  • According to SpongeBob's driver's license, he was born July 14, 1986. But he was already living on his own—and trying to get a job at the Krusty Krab—when the SpongeBob show debuted in 1999.
  • The recipe for Krabby Patties is a well-guarded secret, but creator Hillenburg has hinted that these mystery burgers may be vegetarian. Otherwise, some inhabitants of Bikini Bottom would be cannibals.


  • Sunday, 24 November 2013

    BlackFish


    Last night I watched a documentary called “Blackfish” about an Orca Killer Whale called Tilikum who is “held captive” in Orlando’s Sea World. This is very eye opening and has changed my views about SeaWorld which I will boycott would encourage others to do the same and educate themselves by watching this documentary and reading more about this. 
     

    Millions of visitors say watching orca Tilikum performing his amazing tricks with trainers was the highlight of many trips to SeaWorld Orlando. Yet few would know the predator was a killer of people, thought to be responsible for the deaths of two trainers and a drifter.

    Since the last fatality, in 2010, trainers have been stopped going into the water with the orcas. But now SeaWorld is trying to overturn the ban.

    Tilikum’s chilling tale is told in Blackfish, a new film that compiles evidence about incidents in the SeaWorld parks from trainers, experts and witnesses to some of the deaths. Ex-SeaWorld trainer Sam Berg, now 45, said: “There has not been a single incident of killer whales harming humans in the wild."In captivity, it’s happened more than 70 times.” She added: “Tilikum is not an evil animal – he is a highly intelligent, emotionally complex mammal. And we’ve made him psychotic.”

    Tilikum was captured as a two-year-old calf by hunters off Iceland in 1983 and sold to Sealand of the Pacific in Canada. Instead of swimming 100 miles a day in the ocean with the rest of his pod, Tilikum was kept in a small pool with two unrelated, bullying females. Blackfish claims they repeatedly injured him and trainers deprived Tilikum of food if he did not do a trick properly. In 1991, Tilikum grabbed trainer Keltie Byrne, 20, from the poolside and drowned her, say witnesses.   At the time it was claimed she tripped, fell in and died of hypothermia.
     

    Then when Iceland declined the chance to put Tilikum back in the wild, fearing he may be diseased, SeaWorld eagerly took him for their breeding programme. Sam said: “Tilikum was available and they jumped at it. They needed a breeder to make more killer whales to sell and bring in the crowds. "I don’t think anyone stopped to wonder if it was a good idea.”  Sam said staff were told that Keltie had fallen in and died and that Tilikum, not used to stimulation, thought her body was a toy.

    In 1999 the naked and badly mauled body of drifter Daniel Dukes, 27, was found on Tilikum’s back as he swam around his pool one morning. The official line was this guy had jumped in and died and Tilikum just played with the body. There should have been several people there overnight and camera footage but, magically, there was no evidence.”

    The most shocking death was that of experienced trainer Dawn Brancheau, 40, in front of an audience in February 2010. She was lying next to Tilikum in a shallow part of the pool when he grabbed her in his teeth. Hundreds of people saw Dawn having her arm chewed off, being scalped and her breast bone snapped in two. Even after she died the huge beast continued to bite and toy with her body.  At first a SeaWorld spokesmen said Dawn’s ponytail had distracted Tilikum, then it was her own fault – she got too close.
     

     
    Tilikum, now separate from other whales, spends long periods just floating in his pool. He has lost many of the teeth in his lower jaw from biting on metal gates and needs daily vet checks to flush out dead fish from the gaping holes left in his gums. Sam said he cannot be released or even rehomed but says it is not too late for a boycott of SeaWorld to make a difference for the rest of its 28 killer whales.

    But Will Travers, of the Born Free Foundation, said: “It simply can’t be right. Massive, intelligent, highly social marine mammals, many caught from the wild, locked up for life for our so-called ‘entertainment’. “Blackfish tells it like it is and should spell the end of this form of wild animal exploitation.”

    Saturday, 2 November 2013

    B-Movie Monsters

    I am a huge fan of B-movies.

    Here are a few samplers from the "genre" I would recommend ...


    The Angry Red Planet (1960)

     What monster shall we have? A giant rat? A giant spider? No, let’s cut the legs off a spider and put them on a rat. But that’s going to look shit isn’t it? Don’t worry, it’s on Mars, we’ll do a weird red glow special effect on everything. Brilliant, let’s throw some bat bits on the bastard too. Sorted!And so the bat-rat-spider creature from The Angry Red Planet was born, the creators obviously thought that this giant abomination of nature wasn’t scary enough on its own and threw carnivorous plants, a giant amoeba and Martians in for good measure. This is one of my favourite B-movies, I love the monsters but the terrorised crew of the rocket ship are the stars. A guy who walks around smoking a pipe in a space ship, some moron who’s just amoeba fodder and the mission commander who starts chatting up the red-haired doctor who’s in charge of screaming before they’ve even launched.



     

    The Trollenberg Terror (1958) aka The Crawling Eye

    The Trollenberg Terror was called The Crawling Eye in America and that’s exactly what this B-movie beast is, a giant eye with tentacles. And tentacles mean lots of actors writhing around with a limp rubber special effects draped over them doing their best to look like their being attacked. It’s a staple of B-movies, I love the limp tentacle attack, it always brings out the best in an actor. Plus, these attacks usually end up with someone being decapitated and that’s never a bad thing.The deadly eyes don’t make an appearance until the latter half of this movie, there’s a lot of creepy fog first, which apparently inspired John Carpenter to make The Fog.
    Also, the film is set in Switzerland and there’s lots of posters in the background for places I’ve been to. I’ve never come across The Creeping Eye while snowboarding but there’s always next year.




    The Monolith Monsters (1957)

    Big black stones that grow to gigantic proportions. That’s not scary. Then the massive monoliths topple and all the smashed up smithereens grow until there’s giant black stone towers covering everywhere. Still not that scary. If you touch the stone it sucks all the silicon out of your skin and you turn to stone. Christ, run away!See, stones can be scary, especially with that classic Universal creepy music blasting out whenever there’s a shot of a rock. Actually, this film is a top notch B-movie classic. It’s not as well known as some but it’s a genuinely good old sci-fi film.The cast of usual suspects, including the square-jawed all-American hero and the brilliant nosey local journalist, some great performances and any movie with the tag line Mammoth skyscrapers of stone thundering across the earth! just has to be brilliant.




    Fiend Without a Face (1958)

    Invisible monsters suck out your brains! That’s the tag line for this brilliant piece of B-movie magic. But these little critters aren’t from outer space, they were thought into existence by a brilliantly barmy professor using just the power of his mind helped by some atomic energy he’s pilfered from the local Air Force base.The little shits then start terrorising the town by sucking the brains right out of people, but remember, they’re still invisible so there’s some quality over-acting during the early attacks. Don’t worry, they don’t stay invisible for long. After a dose of radiation the mischievous flying brains with spinal cords for tails and antennae, for some reason, start garrotting people left, right and centre.It’s hard to believe that on its release the film got banned in some places, perhaps people laughed themselves to death. Anyway, watch it, and also watch out for the leading ladies chest, it looks like a couple of the Fiends smuggled themselves away under her sweater… a sequel perhaps!


    The Giant Claw (1957)
     What’s that in the sky? OMG! It’s a gigantic goggle-eyed turkey with a protective shield of anti-matter. The big bird beast in the Giant Claw has to be one of the stupidest looking movie monsters of all time but it still takes our scientists a while to outwit the feathered simpleton swooping from the skies terrorising a world made up of stock footage. Perhaps they would have got the job done faster if they’d concentrated more on the science instead of their bizarre long-winded metaphors that I think meant they wanted to shag each other.Brilliant B-movie script and one of the funniest monsters ever.

     

     

    Kid's Gangs

    Although I am a bit too old to start my own "Kid's Gang" this maybe of importance to my son in the future so I better publish this just in case.

    Kid gangs come in many forms and there are many reasons that you might need to start a kid gang. If monsters are invading your town, form a kid gang. If you are a member of a sports team who against-all-odds has to win the championship this year, you’d better have a kid gang. To be a successful kid gang, you have to have the right kind of talent. To understand the list of the prerequisite roles you’ll need to form your own kid gang, we look to the greatest kid gang of all time: The Goonies.

    Michael “Mikey” Walsh: The Leader
    Every group needs a leader, and Mikey is the unofficial captain of the Goonies. Like any good leader, he knows the strengths and weaknesses of his friends, from asking Data for a flashlight to handing Chunk the frame that contains the map.The leader of a kid gang must be someone others look to for answers and direction, someone who can give inspiring speeches when the gang is thinking about quitting. Also see Gordie Lachancein Stand By Me.

    Clark “Mouth” Devereaux: The Loudmouth
    No kid gang is complete without a loudmouth, obnoxious slickster. Mouth, as denoted by his nickname, plays his role superbly. He possesses the boldness that is required to lie directly to parents or the authorities. Also see Teddy Duchamp in Stand By Me.

     Richard “Data” Wang: The Brain
    On more than one occasion Data’s contraptions saved the day. Pinchers of Power™, Slick Shoes™, the Threat-Alerted Boxing Glove all worked when it mattered. You’ll never achieve your goal without gadgetry. What would James Bond be without Q? Also good to have a “Minority” in the game, also see Token in Southpark: Bigger, Longer & Uncut or Lewis in The Simpsons Movie.

    Lawrence “Chunk” Cohen: The Fat Kid
    What do you get when you combine being overweight and clumsy? Comic relief! Whether it’s the Truffle Shuffle or a simple splitting of the pants,your kid gang will need a fat kid. Also, the clumsiness proved to be beneficial in more than one occasion. Also see Eric Cartman in South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut, Ralph Wiggum in The Simpsons Movie and Vern Tessio in Stand By Me.

    Brandon “Brand” Walsh: The Big Brother
    Brand didn’t want to spend his day chasing his brother around town; he had a date with Andy. But all kid gangs need a keeper–some older brother type who is charged with the duty of keeping his sibling and friends in line. Also see Chris Chambers in Stand By Me

    Lotney “Sloth” Fratelli: The Monster
    Hidden in a dark and dreary basement is a monster who, after a couple candy bars and some ice cream, becomes the gang’s greatest friend. The once mysterious beast turns out to be generally misunderstood and becomes a member of the gang, a mascot. Also see Satan in South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut and Ray Brower “The Body” in Stand By Me.

    The Fratellis: The Evil Gang
    Dressed in black and led by the crackling voice of Ma Fratelli, this evil gang devises a plan to go after the Goonies and steal the rich stuff right out of their hands (or in some cases, a mouth). And they would have gotten away with it too, had it not been for these meddling kids! Also see Ace Merril & His Gang in Stand By Me, Vampires Led by Max & David in The Lost Boys, M.A.C. “Mothers Against Canada” in South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut and The Environmental Protection Agency in The Simpsons Movie.

    The Office


    I have been a huge fan of Ricky Gervais’s THE OFFICE ever since its first season. And, up to and including the very last episode and the Christmas specials. The Series was original in its premise and execution, the pseudo-documentary (mockumentary) format opening up numerous previously little explored avenues of storytelling. And it was great fun to watch. Gervais also stars in the series, playing the central character, David Brent. Two six-episode series were made, along with a pair of 45-minute Christmas specials. When it was first shown on BBC Two, it was nearly cancelled due to low ratings, but has since become one of the most successful of all British comedy exports. Although very funny it’s also a study in social clumsiness, the trivialities of human behaviour

    The setting (the office of a small branch of paper-selling company called Wernham Hogg in Slough) and the stories (everyday life of the people found working in such a low-prospects jobs) seem mundane at first. And there lies the magic of the creators. It is extremely hard to make excellent TV with only the everyday grind to work with. It seems effortless only because they made it look easy.

    UK The office
    The brief one-way interviews each character had with the camera functioned as either prefatory summaries of stories about to unfold (building up the anticipation) or as instances of pushing back, yet never breaking, the forth wall, and, thus, making the viewing experience more personal and involving. All without the show ever loosing its step.

    I was sad when there was no more office episodes left to watch, I heard about the American version starring Steve Carell but I was very sceptical and thought the US version would not be able to hold a light to the UK version ….but how wrong was I!!!!!!!

    The US series depicts the everyday lives of office employees in the Scranton, Pennsylvania branch of the fictional Dunder Mifflin Paper Company


    US The Office
    Producing, directing and writing will only get you so far without the right cast. And THE OFFICE  (USA) enjoys such stellar cast. Steve Carell may have risked getting typecast by creating the unforgettable character of Michael Scott but it was worth it. Jim (John Krasinski) and Pam (Jenna Fischer) served first as the precarious love interest and then as the familiar friends you care about and the rest of the cast was one successful pick after another. From hypochondriac and hypercritical (not to mention hypocritical) Angela Martin (Angela Kinsey) to perky Kelly Erin Hannon (Ellie Kemper), I could not imagine anyone else portraying these memorable characters. However, the show stealer has always been obsessive nerd Dwight Schrute, portrayed to perfection by Rainn Wilson.

    Purists and snobs will try to argue that the precursor BBC Series was better. Strangely for someone who usually finds Hollywood remakes watered down and bland, in this case I strongly disagree. The US version was much better. It had the perfect mix of familiar workday desperation and sweet quirkiness to make it a weekly craved addiction. In contrast, I found the BBC version could at times be a wee bit too mean. Maybe one should have grown up in a cruel class system carved out by accent hues and prep-school rankings to appreciate it; however, during the handful of episodes I managed to watch I found myself laughing at the characters, not with them, and then felt bad about it. Anyway, in all honesty, how could Gareth ever compare to Dwight!

    The series is unique in another aspect as well: it respected its viewers. Every producer, director and writer wants to make his or hers memorable splash so we often end up with unnecessary cliffhangers, ambiguous endings or unsatisfying closures. Not so with THE OFFICE. No spoilers but I will just state that the show does not disappoint .

    There are 9 seasons of the US The Office, so far I am on season 5 and it just does not relent, its so very good and I would recommend it if you enjoyed the UK version.

    Thursday, 31 October 2013

    Feathered friend

    He nips my ear, grabs me with his zygodactyl feet and scream and shouts if I attempt a long lie in!! He drops his wings down and makes noises like a little puppy wanting attention when I am close then attempts to Regurgitation food on he when we play and acts as if this is a sign of affection (which it is) He can be a bit bossy with others, but tends to be clingy with me. He does not shut up but clams up when there is a stranger in the house making me look like a liar when I say he is a chatter box!!

    Why do I keep an African Grey Parrot???????

    Cause I am rewarded with unwavering love, humor, knowledge, beauty, dedication - and a sense of wonder and awe I haven't felt since I was a child.

    Happy Halloween


    Well its Halloween tonight, 31 October. In Scotland we go guising – children disguised in costume going from door to door for sweets or coins  – its a traditional Halloween custom, and is recorded in Scotland at Halloween in 1895 where masqueraders in disguise carrying lanterns made out of scooped out turnips, visit homes to be rewarded with cakes, fruit and money. I am a bit too old to go out guising myself and its changed days since I was a kid so would not fancy my son going out either.
     

    I have read a few blogs online about spooky goings on which I would like to share, I can’t take any credit for the following as it was written by Gary Hayden in Issue 31 of the Scotland Magazine…

    Edinburgh is one of the world’s most haunted cities. During its 1,000-year history it has seen more than its share of horror: witch-burning, plague, body-snatching, torture and murder.

    Tour-operators now capitalise on the city’s macabre past. Costumed guides lead thrill-seekers through dank labyrinths, eerie vaults and creepy graveyards. Many tourists hope for supernatural encounters en-route; others are content to hear ghostly tales in atmospheric locations.

     
    If you stroll along the Royal Mile, you can see many of the city’s haunted sites for yourself – and pick up some history along the way.

    The Palace of Holyroodhouse At the foot of the Royal Mile lies Holyroodhouse, the Queen’s official residence in Scotland.
    King David I founded the palace as an Augustinian monastery in 1128. Since then it has been home to a number of monarchs, including Mary Queen of Scots, who lived there from 1561 to 1567. It is a fine old house, richly furnished, and commanding fine views of Holyrood Park.

     Like many old buildings, Holyroodhouse has its phantoms. Some say it is haunted by Mary Queen of Scots herself – though she was executed at Fotheringhay Castle in Northamptonshire, and her remains now lie in Westminster Abbey.

     Holyroodhouse’s most notable spook is Mary’s private secretary, David Rizzio, who was murdered in the Queen’s apartments by Scottish nobles led by her jealous husband, Lord Darnley. Legend has it that after the deed, Rizzio’s bloodstains could not be removed from the floor – and that they can be seen to this day.

     Queensberry House Walk a short distance up the Royal Mile. On the left, incorporated into the strikingly-modern Scottish Parliament complex, is a red-roofed 17thcentury building, Queensberry House. This was home to James Douglas, the second Duke of Queensberry, who was influential in arranging the 1707 Treaty of the Union.
    When the treaty was passed, Edinburgh’s disgruntled citizens flocked to Parliament Square, where the Duke – accompanied by his entire household – attempted to placate them.

     Meanwhile, the story goes, the Duke’s lunatic son escaped from his locked room and roamed through the deserted house. Before long he came across a solitary kitchen boy who had been left turning meat on a spit.
    The servants returned to find the kitchen boy roasting above the fire, and the Duke’s son feasting on his flesh. The oven is still visible in the Parliament’s Allowances Offices.

     Museum of Childhood Further up the Royal Mile, just past St Mary’s Street, stands the Museum of Childhood. Town Councilor Patrick Murray founded it in 1955.

     ts deceptively large interior is crammed with dolls, teddy-bears, toys, games and other childhood memorabilia.
    Children will be intrigued by the simple toys that kept earlier generations amused; adults will rush around exclaiming, “I had one of those!” But not all childhood memories are happy ones. In the 1600s, an outbreak of the plague occurred in a nearby nursery. According to local lore, the building was sealed-off with the children and their mothers inside. If you pass the museum late at night, you can still hear their cries.

     South Bridge Vaults Further up the hill, the Royal Mile passes between North Bridge and South Bridge.

     The South Bridge was constructed in the 1780s. Most of its arches were enclosed on both sides by shops and tenements, and the arches themselves used as storage-space by South Bridge merchants, or as makeshift workplaces by local tradesmen.
    Unfortunately, the bridge had not been dampproofed.

     So the arches and vaults quickly became unusable. The merchants and tradesmen moved out… and the poor and destitute moved in.
    Eventually, the squatters were evicted and the vaults filled with rubble. They were largely forgotten until excavations in the 1980s made the eerie chambers accessible again.
    The South Bridge Vaults are now a tourist-attraction, and feature on many of Edinburgh’s ghost-tours. So much paranormal activity has been reported that the vaults are considered amongst the UK’s most haunted locations.

     The spooks of South Bridge are too numerous to mention. Two of the most celebrated spirits are a mischievous boy who pulls visitors’ legs, and ‘Mr Boots,’ (who I have actually seen I believe but thats a story for another day...Dearn) who whispers obscenities.
    Fishmarket Close Continue up the Royal Mile. On the left, just before St Giles’ Cathedral, is Old Fishmarket Close where a fish-hawker named Maggie Dickson once worked.
    in 1724 Maggie fell pregnant to her landlady’s son. Her attempts to conceal the pregnancy resulted in the premature birth and subsequent death of the child. She was tried under the Concealment of Pregnancy Act of 1690, and sentenced to death.

     Maggie was duly hanged, and pronounced dead by the attending doctor.
    just as the coffin was borne to the graveyard, muffled moans emerged from inside. Maggie was found still alive, and within weeks was restored to full health.
    Her astonishing recovery was seen as an Act of God, and ‘Half Hangit Maggie’ was left to live out her days.

     Mary King’s Close The City Chambers stand almost opposite Fishmarket Close. Beneath them lie a network of narrow closes, which were covered over when the Chambers building was constructed. In the 1600s, these streets were amongst the most denselypopulated in Edinburgh.
     
    The subterranean streets have recently been opened as a tourist attraction, The Real Mary King’s Close. Costumed guides take visitors on an underground tour that features accurate reconstructions of how people used to live.

     The area has long been considered haunted. In 1685, Professor George Sinclair of Glasgow University wrote about Mary King’s Close in his work, Satan’s Invisible World Discovered. He recounted the terrifying tale of Mr Thomas Coltheart, who moved into the Close and encountered disembodied heads and arms, and ghostly cats and dogs.

     Supernatural sightings continue to this day. In the 1990s a Japanese psychic identified the spirit of a little girl named Annie, who had lost her favourite doll. Since then, numerous visitors have felt Annie’s presence. Many leave dolls in what has become known as the Shrine Room.

     Other visitors have reported scratching noises coming from a chimney where a young sweep is said to have died.
    Deacon Brodie Further up the Royal Mile, just past Melbourne Place, is Brodie’s Close. This was once home to ‘Deacon’ William Brodie: respectable tradesman by day, and desperate villain by night.
    Brodie’s gang committed a number of daring robberies before the gentlemanthief was finally apprehended. He was hanged at the Tolbooth on the Royal Mile.

     Brodie’s dual-life provided the inspiration for Robert Louis Stevenson’s Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde. Deacon Brodie’s Tavern, named in the villain’s honour, stands opposite Brodie’s Close.
    Edinburgh Castle It is a short walk from Brodie’s Close up to Castlehill.

     Perched atop its rocky crag, Edinburgh Castle looks for all the world like a haunted house, especially when viewed from Princes Street Gardens, below. With 1,000 years of bloody history, it is no surprise that the castle has acquired some spooks along the way. Two of the best-known have a military/musical connection.

     A ghostly (some say headless) drummer is reputed to haunt the ramparts. He was first sighted in 1650 before the castle fell to Oliver Cromwell, and has been seen or heard a number of times since then. His appearance is considered a warning that the castle is about to be attacked.
    There is also a ghostly piper. Legend has it that a secret tunnel runs the length of the Royal Mile, connecting Edinburgh Castle with Holyroodhouse. Long ago, a piper was sent to investigate the tunnel, piping as he went so that those above ground could follow his progress.

    Part-way down the Royal Mile the piping stopped. Some calamity must have befallen the piper, for he was never seen again. But they say his ghostly piping can still be heard.

    Waterpiking


    I have recently bought a Waterpik flosser  after much research and humming and hawing.

    What is a Waterpik flosser you may ask, well  Water Pik, invented the water flosser (also knows as a dental water jet or oral irrigator) in 1962. Standard dental floss is generally considered the most effective tool for cleaning the tight spaces between the teeth. You can also use dental floss to scrape up and down the sides of each tooth. A water pick (oral irrigator) is a device that aims a stream of water at your teeth. A water pick can help remove food particles from your teeth, although it isn't considered a substitute for brushing and flossing, when used in conjunction with the traditional routine (brushing and flossing) it really makes your mouth feel super clean and fresh, I read somewhere that’s it’s the dental equivalent of jet washing your slabs and I would agree with this.
     

    Personally I use it before brushing just before bed at night for a 90 second blast and it really makes a difference, especially hitting these big molars right at the back which are hard to reach with dental floss. ( I still use either floss or tape in the mornings so getting the best of both worlds)

    You can read more about  http://www.waterpik.co.uk/  I went for the WP100 Ultra Water Flosser  with its  water pressure of 10 to 90 PSI with 1200 pulses per minuteand. I  mostly use the Classic jet tip which cleans deep between teeth and below the gumline and sometimes using the Pik Pocket tip for therapeutic rinses which makes my gums feel great afterwards. The Toothbrush Tip is also great to use after eating steak or lots of popcorn.

    African Grey catching some rays


    A couple of months ago I go a UV lamp for my African Grey (Rocky) and have it switched on from the morning until evening for around 8 to 12 hours daily.

    Birds are similar to reptiles in regard to their natural sunlight requirements. Both animal groups use sunlight to produce vitamins and hormones in their bodies and both use unfiltered (not through a window pane) sunlight to view the world. By denying a captive bird access to unfiltered sunlight or a synthetic source of UVA and UVB we effectively deny the bird the right to see as nature intended and produce the vitamins and hormones that they require in the way that nature designed them to.

    Tetrachromacy is the term used to describe the addition of the all important fourth cone cell in the eye of birds, reptiles and some fish. The inclusion of these four cone shaped cells and the oil droplets that they contain effectively opens up a whole new world to these remarkable animals. Humans using three rod cells (trichromacy) can only reportedly view the world with around one million colours. Tetrachromats are able to see around 100 million colours, that is a massive difference. Humans as usual don’t seem to be able to truly grasp just how important this maybe to birds, maybe it is because we cannot experience viewing the world in the way in which birds do. The inclusion of this fourth cone cell allows the bird to see wavelengths of light that humans simply cannot see i.e far into red and blue and also into the ultra violet wavelength. I have watched the fantastic BBC series on DVD “the life of birds”. Why did the bib of the budgerigar glow when exposed to a black light? These black lights emit a lot of UVA, this then allows a human to see UV reactive patches on birds and things like banknotes. Birds and reptiles both appear to wear badges! Special fluorescent patches appear on the feathers and scales when viewed under the correct wavelength of light and using the gift of tetrachromacy. Humans cannot see UV so we have to use a black light to view these patches. Birds can see them all of the time if the tetrachromatic ability is “activated” by providing exposure to UVA. These fluorescent patches seem to show the differences in the sexes especially in the monomorphic species, health, condition and breeding readiness. It has also been shown now that UVA effects how birds view potential food sources. Tetrachromacy in the wild helps birds find food. It seems that riper fruits are easier to spot in dense foliage with the benefit of Tetrachromacy. The waxy surface of these fruits seem to show up like a neon sign to birds. For softbill’s the theory is the same. Insects also display these patches, so a fast moving or hidden insect could actually to a bird be a shining beacon of a display sign that says “here is food”. I have also read studies showing that poisonous insects and plants seem to display warnings using these flouro patches that they are not good to eat. Yellow flowers reportedly show as bright red, humming birds use this gift to spot the right flowers with good amounts of nectar. Raptors use Tetrachromacy to see the urine trails left by rodents as they travel through their runs. Great eyesight is coupled with the ability to see these urine markers, this can then show the raptor a potential food source even in dense foliage. Rest assured the more you study Tetrachromacy the more interesting and addictive it becomes. So Rocky would have this unfiltered sunlight in the wild but being domesticated this is no longer the case, especially with our Scottish weather which is far removed from the Congo in Africa.

    Bird lighting is one of those products that show’s results almost immediately. As soon as the lamp is switched on you will generally see the birds become more animated. In the case of song birds the cocks usually break out into spontaneous song.  Rocky perks up and actively basks. He opens his wings and ruffle his breast feathers to allow exposure to his skin.  I have the lamp shinning in one part of his cage so he can move out of the light if he so desires.

    Wednesday, 19 June 2013

    Dearn's Beef Jerky Recipe

    We all (well most of us, OK maybe not most but some) love that beef jerky we can buy from the supermarket, we chew on it like a dog with a pigs ear. The only problem is thats its so expensive for so little!!!

    Problem solved, here is my time tested recipe for this great protein snack..


    Firstly get 1kg of silverside beef (I find morrisons has the best for less) and trim off the fat.
    Freeze the meat for an hour then cut into slices about 1cm thick.

    Get a bottle of Encona sauce
    Encona sauce
    Mix the meat with the sauce and cover with clingfilm and leave in the fridge overnight.
    The next day lay the slices of meat on a tray lined with foil, dont overlap. cook in the oven on the lowest setting for 7 or 8 hours flipping half way. This should try out the meat and hey presto...Beef Jerky Dearn style!!!
    Enjoy!!!! Now you can chew and act like James Stewart in The Naked Spur :-)
    
    

    Tuesday, 18 June 2013

    Rant (pls excuse the swearing)

     I am trying to find what positives I can in the shitty circumstances, and one of those is that I shall be glad to see the back of this poxy little country and this fucked-up world and this bunch of fucking morons constituting my fellow stakeholders in the species homo so-called sapiens.
    I shall consider myself well rid of this island's pathetic, grovelling population of celebrity-obsessed, superficiality-fixated wankers. I shall not miss the institutionalised servility that is the worship of the royals – that bunch of useless, vapid, anti-intellectual pillocks – or the cringing respect accorded to the shitting out of value-bereft Ruritanian "honours" by the government of the fucking day, or the hounding of the poor and disabled and the cosseting of the rich and privileged, or the imperially deluded belief that what we really need is a brace of aircraft-free aircraft carriers and upgraded nuclear weapons we're never going to fucking use and which would condemn us for ever in the eyes of the world if we ever fucking did. Not that we can, anyway, because we can't fire the fucking things unless the Americans let us

    I shall not have to witness the drowning or the starvation through mass-migration of the destitute of Bangladesh or
    anywhere else low-lying and impoverished, or listen to another fuckwit climate-change denier claiming that it's all
    just part of some natural cycle, or down to sunspots, or watch as our kleptocrat-captured governments find new excuses not to close down tax havens, or tax the rich such that the fuckers actually have to pay more than they themselves or their lickspittle bean-counters deem appropriate.

    And I shall not miss being part of a species lamentably ready to resort to torture, rape and mass-murder just because some other poor fucker or fuckers is or are slightly different from those intent upon doing such harm, be it because they happen to worship a very slightly different set of superstitious idiocies, possess skin occupying a non-identical position on a Pantone racial colour wheel, or had the fucking temerity to pop out of a womb on the other side of a river, ocean, mountain range, other major geographical feature, or, indeed, just a straight line drawn across the desert by some bored and ignorant bureaucrat umpteen thousand miles away and a century ago

    None of these things shall I miss. Frankly it's a relief to be getting shot of the necessity of watching such bollocks
    play out. I would still rather have the choice, mark you, but, as this would appear to be being denied me, I am making the best of a bad job and looking on the bright side: I shall be free, at last, of that nagging, persistent sensation that I am, for the most part, surrounded by fucking idiots.
    RIP Iain Banks

    Monday, 17 June 2013

    Blue Eyes

    In human beings, brown eyes are the default, and blue occurs only when that default is turned off. blue-eyed mutation occurred, the person who carried it would have had brown eyes. But as time proceeded, a man and a woman who each carried that one blue-eyed gene mutation mated and produced the world's first blue-eyed baby. (starting to feel like an X-man here)

    Today, some 300 million people carry that one mutation, and it is still not known why it is so common in some populations. Blue eyes are relatively rare in the United States, but very common in countries near the mutation epicenter, which the researchers have pinpointed to be somewhere in the Balkans or near the Black Sea. In Estonia, for example, 99 percent of the population has blue eyes, while 75 percent of Germans have blue eyes (i did get discounts in a Balvarian hotel in Brazil once cause the owners thought I was german...lol)

    A study of thoudsands of white me (all of them prisoners) found that for some reason, those with light eye colors like blue, green, gray or hazel, can handle more alcohol than men with dark eyes. And a totally different study of almost 2,000 women found that the same held true for them.

    Even more interesting is the fact that this result was predicted before the study. Because apparently brown-eyed folks are more sensitive to medication and other stimuli, and that sensitivity is what prompts them to stop when they've had enough. Blue-eyed people, on the other hand, require more alcohol to get buzzed, so they develop a greater tolerance for the stuff. And according to the study, the blue-eyed people are also more likely to be alcohol abusers.

    As for what eye color has to do with alcohol tolerance, scientists are still on the fence. One theory is that the amount of melanin in the eyes is directly related to the amount of melanin insulating neurons in the central nervous system, and that more melanin somehow translates to quicker nerve transmissions. In any case, you might want to think again before challenging someone with blues eye to a drinking contest. (anybody could drink me under the table, I am an amature)

    Man of Steel

    Just back from seeing Man of Steel in Falkirk Cineword in 3D…all 143 minutes of it and I enjoyed it. Directed by Zack Snyder who movies I like (300, remake of dawn of the dead) also stars Michael Shannon as General Zod, a like Michael as an actor very much (boardwalk empire) Henry Cavill plays Superman (him from the immortals but we can forgive him for that). Cavill is quite good in his role but rest easy Christopher Reeve fans. He's still the best Superman ever, and Margot Kidder is still the number one Lois Lane

    It was a wee bit special effects overload for the last 30 to 40 minutes but its certainly worth seeing on the big screen and in 3D. Some science involved in it which hits the nerd bone good. Real feel good moments too...lots of fun.

    Dean Savage Memorial Park




    Damm....They have spelt my name wrong!!


    Well I thought it was funny!! but is all seriousness nothing to do with me (if you have not already guessed) but give these guys a "like" on Facebook for all the good work...Detroit Hispanic Development

    A Tale of Two Photos

    In March 1993, photographer Kevin Carter made a trip to southern Sudan, where he took now iconic photo of a vulture preying upon an emaciated Sudanese toddler near the village of Ayod. Carter said he waited about 20 minutes, hoping that the vulture would spread its wings. It didn’t. Carter snapped the haunting photograph and chased the vulture away.

    Where is God in this Photo????
    The photograph was sold to The New York Times where it appeared for the first time on March 26, 1993 as ‘metaphor for Africa’s despair’. Practically overnight hundreds of people contacted the newspaper to ask whether the child had survived, leading the newspaper to run an unusual special editor’s note saying the girl had enough strength to walk away from the vulture, but that her ultimate fate was unknown. Journalists in the Sudan were told not to touch the famine victims, because of the risk of transmitting disease, but Carter came under criticism for not helping the girl. ”The man adjusting his lens to take just the right frame of her suffering might just as well be a predator, another vulture on the scene,” read one editorial.

    Carter eventually won the Pulitzer Prize for this photo, but he couldn’t enjoy it. “I’m really, really sorry I didn’t pick the child up,” he confided in a friend. Consumed with the violence he’d witnessed, and haunted by the questions as to the little girl’s fate, he committed suicide three months later.
     ....Now another Pic, but with a happier ending...


    In the picture, the girl will always be 9 years old and wailing "Too hot! Too hot!" as she runs down the road away from her burning Vietnamese village.
    She will always be naked after blobs of sticky napalm melted through her clothes and layers of skin like jellied lava.
    She will always be a victim without a name.
    It only took a second for Associated Press photographer Huynh Cong "Nick" Ut to snap the iconic black-and-white image 40 years ago. It communicated the horrors of the Vietnam War in a way words could never describe, helping to end one of America's darkest eras
    Ut, the 21-year-old Vietnamese photographer who took the picture, drove Phuc to a small hospital. There, he was told the child was too far gone to help. But he flashed his American press badge, demanded that doctors treat the girl and left assured that she would not be forgotten.
    A couple of days after the image shocked the world, another journalist found out the little girl had somehow survived the attack. Thirty percent of Phuc's tiny body was scorched raw by third-degree burns, though her face somehow remained untouched. Over time, her melted flesh began to heal.
    For a while, life did go somewhat back to normal. The photo was famous, but Phuc largely remained unknown except to those living in her tiny village near the Cambodian border. Ut and a few other journalists sometimes visited her, but that stopped after northern communist forces seized control of South Vietnam on April 30, 1975, ending the war.
    She worked hard and was accepted into medical school to pursue her dream of becoming a doctor. But all that ended once the new communist leaders realized the propaganda value of the "napalm girl" in the photo.
     She was forced to quit college and return to her home province, where she was trotted out to meet foreign journalists. In 1982, she traveled to West Germany for medical care with the help of a foreign journalist. Later, Vietnam's prime minister, also touched by her story, made arrangements for her to study in Cuba.
    She was finally free from the minders and reporters hounding her at home, but her life was far from normal. Ut, then working at the AP in Los Angeles, traveled to meet her in 1989, but they never had a moment alone. There was no way for him to know she desperately wanted his help again.


    "I knew in my dream that one day Uncle Ut could help me to have freedom," said Phuc, referring to him by an affectionate Vietnamese term. "But I was in Cuba. I was really disappointed because I couldn't contact with him. I couldn't do anything."

    While at school, Phuc met a young Vietnamese man. She had never believed anyone would ever want her because of the ugly patchwork of scars that banded across her back and pitted her arm, but Bui Huy Toan seemed to love her more because of them.
     The two decided to marry in 1992 and honeymoon in Moscow. On the flight back to Cuba, the newlyweds defected during a refueling stop in Canada. She was free.

    General Update #1

    well this is a general update of whats happening in the life of Dearn S, not that anyone will be interested but I enjoy writing it. Dont expect a virtual "rear window" view into my private life cause I need to draw the line somewhere and keep my personal life personal.

    Gardening duty at the weekend, Patio apricot tree and cherry tree truely dead, white cherry tree has tiny fruit on it..hey hey, but still will be shopping in tesco for my fruit for a couple of years yet as not self sufficient on fruit yet...but give me time!!! Grass long again, anyone loan me a Horse, goat, sheep, cow or any grass eating beast, promise it will be well feed!! Next project is little green house for tomatoes :-)

    Double bill at Cineworld on Saturday ..The Purge followed by hangover 3, both nothing to write home about...The Purge had some neat ideas about morals but could not see it through...fancy that new Superman movie.

    Gym this morning (monday 17th) ripped the arse out my shorts...mean that literally and not figuratively, treadmill was fine but thought I'd do some lunges then ripppppp, at least I had black boxers under the black shorts so think I got away with it...or perhaps on youtube by now...lol, anyway...made a hasty retreat....Mr Bean Moment #2987

    Rocky still not taken to his pellets yet, I am mixing with seed and nuts but the wee bugger picks the "tasty morsels" out and leaves the pellets....what can I do?

    Soon to be the 25th aniversery of Piper Alpha (6 July 1988), already seeing it on the TV too much just now, some hurts never heal, dont like it when my Mum can see it on the TV when she is alone, I should really elaborate more on this but soon will do a post about it.

    Any Dilbert fans out there? (anyone read these posts anyway??? feels like I am casting out a message in a bottle at times but I still enjoy it) got the box set recently so just need the time to sit down and watch 374 minutes of Scott Adam's Dilbert...kinda like the office I work in at times :-)

    Stressed Eric

    Eric Feeble is 40, a divorced father with two kids and a crippling mortgage. His son is thick, his daughter is allergic to everything and his au-pair is an unreliable waster. The successful and wealthy Perfect family, who live next door, provide a constant and irritating reminder of what his life could have been. At work, a series of stress related illnesses have seen him demoted from Sales through half a dozen offices to the dark, dank wastelands of the Data Department, next to the Gentlemen’s lavatory. Through it all Eric battles on, a man whose very survival each week against impossible odds makes him an ulcer-growing hero for our times.

    As soon as i realized this was available I just had to buy it. I remember watching it many years ago and laughing my head off. Needless to say its just as funny as I remember it. Essentially the story-line is based around Eric who has a beyond stressful life. The conundrums he gets himself into are hilarious and the writers are genius. He lives with an alcoholic, has two less than perfect children, one who is allergic to almost anything and another who is less than dim. Slap in an annoying ex wife, a mad crazy boss and neighbours called the perfects, Eric Feeble does have an incredibly funny life to watch.

    Tuesday, 11 June 2013

    Gym




    This post is about training, more specifically the training I now do. Why would you be interested in this? The short answer is you would probably not be!! But this is my blog so I can write what I want and I like “talking” about training. I don’t spend my life in the gym; I just go so I can enjoy life more!! Previously I trained for sports (Rugby and Boxing, even running when I was a young kid) but now it’s just for good health and to keep myself fit and maintain some muscle (plus I enjoy my food especially ice cream but never want to diet so prefer to work off these extra calories) plus of course I enjoy it!!! I done all the hard work when I was younger, power lifts (squats, deadlifts, benching and power cleans) which built strong foundation and a base. The routine I follow now would not build up the average joe, its customised to my needs. If you are a skinny runt and want to get big then concentrate of the power exercises and get stronger cause a strong muscle is a big muscle and vice versa.  Don’t resort to performance drugs such as steroids or HGH, these will just screw you up in later life…take my work for that cause I know plenty of guys who took “gear” and it’s a scare story to hear about their health now!!! Set yourself goals and obtain them under your own steam, work hard, eat well and do everything strictly with a full range of motion, an injury will set you back. I would not recommend Bodybuilding, these guys are big and look impressive but have not cardio and at competition level it’s a “chemistry show” I have a lot of mates into this, I do admire their dedication but its not healthy, sorry..I don’t want to offend anyone but this is my view, I also knew a few guys who do it naturally and this is fine but please please please work the heart too if you go down this line and include cardio. I am not impressed with martial arts but Judo is the best of the bunch, but hey…what do I know? These are just my opinions. Boxing, Rugby, Rowing, Running and athletics are all good choices (just avoid the chemicals, all sports has its users)…I am getting on my soap box a bit too much here but I feel strongly about such things….well anyway…here is what I do, I am a normal guy and will never be on the cover of “Men’s Health” but I enjoy what I do and my fitness is away above average and I am happy with myself.

    I go to Bannatynes gym in Falkirk (at the retail park) my routine concentrates mostly on intensive cardio as now I am older at 41 and want to keep my heart and lungs healthy and build and maintain my overall fitness. I nearly always start with running on the treadmill, in my opinion running is the best exercise there is (apart from Nordic Skiing which I once had a Nordic Track machine at home long since broken and dumped but you don’t seem to find these machines anymore on ebay for love or money) I prefer the treadmill cause its padded track, electronic feedback, adjustable incline and built in TV..lol I usually do about 40mins running doing wind sprints and various inclines to keep things interesting (some days I only manage 20mins if my heart is not into it) after the running my body is well and truly heated up so now to the weights…as I have said, it’s not my aim to build big muscles, I have built my body up as big as I want it so now I just want to maintain as every pound of muscle the body has burns 50 calories a day so this keeps the metabolism up. I never lift weights with my legs any more, my legs have been built up enough from years of rugby training running up hills with ankle weights and stuff strapped to my back, also during boxing training doing step ups on a block, again wearing ankle weights.  I also have done lots of squats when I was younger (done 280kg for 5 reps ankles to arse) and the running on the treadmill at incline maintains them just fine. I break my body parts in half over two different days…one day I do Chest (pecs) Shoulders (delts) and back of the arms (Triceps) which is mostly pushing and on the other day I do Back (lats) and front of the arms (biceps) which is mostly pulling. I don’t really train the abs much as I feel they get enough work from acting as a stabilizing muscle of the other exercises. I am also not into training my arms much; I always found they were strong enough and over developing the biceps and triceps slows down punches in the boxing game and also tightens up too quick. For chest I usually do some incline benching, again nothing heavy but strict technique and explosive upwards thrust and slow down right to my neck using full range of motion. Usually I do 5 or 6 sets never less than 12 reps and take just of a minutes rest between sets, this is my formula or most exercises. The I do some wide grip dips, really concentrating stretching the chest out. Shoulders are next and I am happy enough with my deltoid development so go straight to cable side laterals which pre-exhaust the delts for the dumbbell presses which I preform next. The triceps are last and already quite tired from all the pressing I have done to just simply do some cable pushdowns alternating wide grip with narrow the next time, sometimes using the ropes. On the days I do back I usually either do pull downs to the front or wide grip chins. I have plenty of thickness, I just want to maintain so I don’t spend too much time here. Again Bicep training like my triceps is not something I have done much of previously. I start with preacher curls then go reverse cable curls to strengthen my wrists. After my weights I finish off with some more cardio either 20 minutes on the cross trainer at maximum resistance or the concept 2 rower which I believe is a great piece of kit, I actually have one here at home I got about 15 years ago, still works fine but currently dismantled and in the shed.

    Once my gym session is over if I am not rushed for time I will go and have a swim, perhaps 10 or 12  lengths of breast stroke if it’s quiet, even finish up in the sauna if I have not got my work to attend later. As you can see, the routine I follow is nothing complicated, its rather basic and simple and works just fine for me. Sometimes I do mix things up a bit, it I have been running too much my face tends to get gaunt so I lower the mileage and up the weights, If I feel I am getting too blocky when the weights come down and the cardio increases, it’s a bit of a balancing act and after training for over 25 years I know my body well so a lot is intuitive. I know I should really do more stretching these days and perhaps cool down more so I am not perfect.

    I do take some supplements. I am a big believe in taking zinc (15mg which increases natural testosterone production up to 10%) and Vitamin C (up to 3 grams a day as its water soluble) I also use peptide and branch chain aminos before and after a workout. Protein drinks twice a day and a small amount of liquid aminos in my bottle of water I constantly sip of whilst I train so I am “drip feeding” the muscles when working out. All this protein adds recovery. The protein shakes I only use when I am working as it’s more convenient than having chicken or beef at my desk. I have also tried an energy drink before training (Rage 2, read about it on my previous blog) but think when I finish this tub I will just revert back to a couple mugs of strong black coffee before I train as I use to do before.  I eat like a normal person, I try to limit my microwave instant meals, I only take a drink at the weekend and I am not very much of a drinker. I love my ice cream and McDonalds is right beside the gym so I give into temptation far too much…lol People can get too obsessive, removing the skin off their chicken, not eating the skin of their baked potatoes!! Life is for living, training improves your quality of life, food is there to be enjoyed, everything in moderation and never smoke, take drugs and drink too much.   

    Monday, 10 June 2013

    Feijoada done in the slow cooker (a la Dearn)


    Feijoada is a Brazilian, described as a national dish of Brazil - an elaborate stew prepared with several different kinds of smoked meats, Brazilian-style beef jerky (carne seca), pork and/or beef ribs, other varied cuts of beef and pork, and lots of black beans (get black turtle beans from Tescos)

    Ingredients:

    •6 pieces of smoked bacon

    •1 pound smoked chorizo, or other spicy smoked sausage

    •1 large onion

    •1 tomato

    •4 cloves garlic

    •1 pound beef short ribs

    •and/or 1 pound pork ribs

    •1 1/2 cups beef broth

    •1-2 teaspoons cumin

    •3 (14.5 ounce) cans black beans, drained

    •Salt and pepper to taste and add a Bay leaf

    •Juice of 1 lime (optional)

    Preparation:
    Coarsely chop the onions and tomato and set aside. Mince the garlic and cube the chorizo and slice the bacon into tiny wee bits.
    Fry until onions brown, don’t burn.
    Add the beans after rinsing (hard from the bag) to the preheated slow cooker, add the fried mix from above, add the broth and the ribs, tomato, salt, pepper and cumin, cover with water and float a bay leaf on top.

    ive a little stir then cover and turn on the slow cooker to max temp for 4 hours, check after 4 hours, hopefully by then the rib meat will start to fall off the bone which is ideal as us gringos want to remove the bones at this stage.  Give a little stir and mash up some of the beans to thicken the gravy, boil down a bit with the lid remaining off the slow cooker for another couple of hours. The mixture should be soft stew consistency. The final dish has the beans and meat pieces barely covered by a dark purplish-brown broth. The taste is strong, moderately salty but not spicy, dominated by the flavors of black bean and meat stew
    TIP..it tastes better if left to lie overnight if you can wait that long. Serve is a clay pot if you have one.
    Now you have made Dearn’s famous (in his own mind) slow cooked Feijoada you can serve on a bed of rice, some slices spring greens on the top (and some quartered oranges if you want to serve it like they do in Rio) Send me my invite and lets enjoy.